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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 13:42 #21

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Anyone ever try those limited edition Lime Jaffa Cakes.

Trouble is they went off really quickly, so if you opened the pack you had to eat the lot! :chuckle:
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 13:45 #22

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I just happened to click on this thread just after after I'd made myself a coffee and some bourbons to dip in it. I like bourbons because I'm vegan and a lot of bourbons are vegan.

The best biscuits are the ones Mrs Dogsmilk makes. I'm always being bollocked for eating them all - but that's flattery, right? That's saying "It's a testament to their quality and this should make you feel proud of your biscuits". That's what I try to explain anyway. Never seems to work.
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 13:46 #23

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jhado wrote:
Anyone ever try those limited edition Lime Jaffa Cakes.

Trouble is they went off really quickly, so if you opened the pack you had to eat the lot! :chuckle:

Yeah, sure! That's your excuse anyway: "Oh look, lime jaffas - I must eat them all in one go or they'll go off quickly. :roll: And the chocolate digestives. :roll: And those fragile looking fig rolls.... ".

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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 13:47 #24

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What a shcizoid post! :conf:
First you show excellent awareness with the cut and paste of the origins of short :thumbup:
Then you refer to a Jaffa Cake in a Biscwit thread :iitm:
I prescribe a week dosing yourself up with Hob Nobs. That should take the edge off it.

It's because Jaffa implies 'Jewish' eh?
What you did there, I saw it!!
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How very dare you. Typical of you Culturally Marxist Bagel eaters to go waving the anti-semite flag at those of us with genuine and justified concerns about the multicult infestation of the Biscwit Nation. It's people like you that come here and steal all the Pink wafers.

Oh wait .........hang on a mo.........It's people like you that come here and claim free deliveries of Orange creams cos you're too lazy to go to the corner shop.
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 13:48 #25

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dogsmilk wrote:
I just happened to click on this thread just after after I'd made myself a coffee :omg: and some bourbons to dip in it. I like bourbons because I'm vegan and a lot of bourbons are vegan.

The best biscuits are the ones Mrs Dogsmilk makes. I'm always being bollocked for eating them all - but that's flattery, right? That's saying "It's a testament to their quality and this should make you feel proud of your biscuits". That's what I try to explain anyway. Never seems to work.

:facepalm:

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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 13:55 #26

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*Has primed the dubmatrons to infest DM's pants in the light of him pledging allegiance to Bourbonkind*
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 13:59 #27

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dubmeup wrote:
*Has primed the dubmatrons to infest DM's pants in the light of him pledging allegiance to Bourbonkind*

It's the coffee I'm worried aobut :O Biscwits dunked in coffee?! :omg:
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:03 #28

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irrepressible wrote:

It's the coffee I'm worried aobut :O Biscwits dunked in coffee?! :omg:

Have you never had a coffee in a pub? Often they'll give you a couple of those ickle Rombouts biccies to dunk. I love them.
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:04 #29

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What else would I dunk them in? Tea?

Bleagh! I can't stand tea.

Black coffee. Really strong black coffee. And a fag. And of course a bourbon.

I'm a creature of habit. All the bad ones. .
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:08 #30

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dubmeup wrote:
irrepressible wrote:

It's the coffee I'm worried aobut :O Biscwits dunked in coffee?! :omg:

Have you never had a coffee in a pub? Often they'll give you a couple of those ickle Rombouts biccies to dunk. I love them.

Coffee in pubs is great! I'm not a big fan of alcohol so it really suits me. I've always been drawn to stimulants. Depressants not so much.
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:09 #31

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dubmeup wrote:
irrepressible wrote:

It's the coffee I'm worried aobut :O Biscwits dunked in coffee?! :omg:

Have you never had a coffee in a pub? Often they'll give you a couple of those ickle Rombouts biccies to dunk. I love them.

I've hardly been in any pubs :chuckle:
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:11 #32

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dogsmilk wrote:
dubmeup wrote:
irrepressible wrote:

It's the coffee I'm worried aobut :O Biscwits dunked in coffee?! :omg:

Have you never had a coffee in a pub? Often they'll give you a couple of those ickle Rombouts biccies to dunk. I love them.

Coffee in pubs is great! I'm not a big fan of alcohol so it really suits me. I've always been drawn to stimulants. Depressants not so much.

Yeah me too. Tea, coffee. I get addicted to coffee though, and it sometimes doesn't agree with me :chuckle:
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:11 #33

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dogsmilk wrote:

Coffee in pubs is great! I'm not a big fan of alcohol so it really suits me. I've always been drawn to stimulants. Depressants not so much.

I see what you're doing there :secret:

You can't sway me with little platitudes and as a result I have now primed the dubmatrons to go into itching powder mode.

Good luck with your itchy scrote :)
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:16 #34

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I have a crotch of steel. And they'll be overcome by my blood of pure caffeine.
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:16 #35

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being in america, my favorite biscuits are with sausage gravy.
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:19 #36

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batou wrote:
being in america, my favorite biscuits are with sausage gravy.

..... "sausage gravy"..... :conf: ..... :tmi:

:D
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I have a crotch of steel. And they'll be overcome by my blood of pure caffeine.

*pipes in the thermite add-on and gives the dubmatrons a jab of stimulant vaccine*
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:25 #38

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cantata wrote:
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being in america, my favorite biscuits are with sausage gravy.

..... "sausage gravy"..... :conf: ..... :tmi:

:D
you make it sound disgusting. but imagine a bowl of bull semen with pieces of shit floating around in it.
and then imagine being able to buy it at mcdonalds.
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Re: The yummy biscuit thread! 09 Jun 2012 14:27 #39

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batou wrote:
being in america, my favorite biscuits are with sausage gravy.
A friend of mine in Georgia once mentioned this.
I almost phoned Mrs Windsor to ask that she retake the former colonies to save them from themselves.
Further conversation/counseling revealed that 'merkin biscuits are actually more like scones.

Silly 'merkins!
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batou wrote:
cantata wrote:
batou wrote:
being in america, my favorite biscuits are with sausage gravy.

..... "sausage gravy"..... :conf: ..... :tmi:

:D
you make it sound disgusting. but imagine a bowl of bull semen with pieces of shit floating around in it.
and then imagine being able to buy it at mcdonalds.

:D Why "imagine"? It's there now, available for supersizing for just a few pence more.... :O
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