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Learn to speak chinese... 02 May 2012 15:51 #1

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to better obey your new masters!

www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/busin...-subject-549846.html

Di di MAO, DI DI MAO!!!


Oh shit...lol
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 02 May 2012 15:53 #2

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lol, i have a hard enough time with english as it is.

but i did learn to speak russian from audiobooks, tho i can't read or write it. fuckin weird ass alphabets.

so im rootin for the ruskies.
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 02 May 2012 20:54 #3

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I thought they only spoke in numbers, well they do down the local Chinese , number 47,69,77 must be encrypted :think: :P
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 02 May 2012 21:08 #4

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daavid1 wrote:
I thought they only spoke in numbers, well they do down the local Chinese , number 47,69,77 must be encrypted :think: :P

:D
This is when I'm gonna regret berating all this numerology dudes eh?
They'll be the translators when the Noodle World Order comes down. :(
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 02 May 2012 21:45 #5

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andyh wrote:
to better obey your new masters!

www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/busin...-subject-549846.html

Di di MAO, DI DI MAO!!!


Oh shit...lol

Well the former Oz PM speaks it...but then again i suspect he may be part chinese :yeahno:

Maybe he is one of the Li bloodline :yeahno:

:hmm:

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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 02 May 2012 23:23 #6

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Noodle World Order


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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 02 May 2012 23:27 #7

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psketti wrote:
featheredfish wrote:

Noodle World Order


:facepalm: :spliff:
Solly :emb:

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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 02 May 2012 23:41 #8

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MAO...MAO...IM...MAO...MAO!!
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 03 May 2012 00:00 #9

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featheredfish wrote:
psketti wrote:
featheredfish wrote:

Noodle World Order


:facepalm: :spliff:
Solly :emb:

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No need to be :spliff:
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 03 May 2012 01:34 #10

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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 03 May 2012 04:22 #11

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batou wrote:
lol, i have a hard enough time with english as it is.

but i did learn to speak russian from audiobooks, tho i can't read or write it. fuckin weird ass alphabets.

so im rootin for the ruskies.

What did you use to learn Russian? Rosseta? I wanna learn russian too... :(
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 03 May 2012 04:30 #12

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i had the pimsler audio cds. im not fluent by any means, but i could talk to someone and understand. the way they sound out the words in syllables from back to front seems to make it easier to learn/remember.
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 08 May 2012 10:08 #13

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes... (YOU MUST read them out loud)
--- :ninja:

1) That's not right ......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP..........Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ..............Dum Gai

5) Small Horse ...........Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? ........Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ........Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift .......Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .....Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ......Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone .......No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ........Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight .........Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ..... Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .......Yu Stin Ki Pu

:D
`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. Oh, you can't help that,'said the Cat:`we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."`How do you know I'm mad?'said Alice.`You must be,'said the Cat,`or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 08 May 2012 15:03 #14

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batou wrote:
i had the pimsler audio cds. im not fluent by any means, but i could talk to someone and understand. the way they sound out the words in syllables from back to front seems to make it easier to learn/remember.

I missed this before... :spliff:

I'm impressed Virginia man :D
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 08 May 2012 15:04 #15

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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes... (YOU MUST read them out loud)
--- :ninja:

1) That's not right ......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP..........Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ..............Dum Gai

5) Small Horse ...........Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? ........Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ........Ai Bang Mai Ni

8) I think you need a face lift .......Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .....Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ......Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone .......No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ........Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight .........Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ..... Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .......Yu Stin Ki Pu

:D

Shouldn't laugh, but :roflha:
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 08 May 2012 17:44 #16

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psketti wrote:
Shouldn't laugh, but :roflha:

Aaah lol was meant in good spirit so sure it's ok to laugh :P
Tried some of those phrases on my shifu a while ago and managed to get a chuckle out of him instead of a ninja chop. :chuckle:

I actually have been considering learning mandarin
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 08 May 2012 17:58 #17

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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 08 May 2012 18:05 #18

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我一个欢迎我们的新霸主 :D

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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 08 May 2012 18:19 #19

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psketti wrote:
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我一个欢迎我们的新霸主 :D

Show off :spliff:

I need the overlords to know I'm ready, and they can skip the reeducation. :D
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Re: Learn to speak chinese... 08 May 2012 18:23 #20

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Mrindigo wrote:
psketti wrote:
Mrindigo wrote:
我一个欢迎我们的新霸主 :D

Show off :spliff:

I need the overlords to know I'm ready, and they can skip the reeducation. :D


Oohhh, smart cookie :spliff:
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