Gilly wrote: Indeed.....cunningly lurking twixt Thursday and Saturday with a suprisingly frequent regularity.

I am in Blackpool to see Matthew Delooze

had a sleep on it.
Worked it out now. The track was at st eval. Me mate, the champion, lives in st eval. The only conclusion is that i am the victim of a garden fence agreement. The agreement must have been activated after the qualifiers when i got pole and this so called fucking mate champ, started on the second row...

I even think i recall seeing a secret pasty hand signal...

It's all the proof i need to righteously claim the victory.
Contrary to popular opinion it isn't that i am an "agressive racer".... It's provably pasty related knobbling. Me mate the champ's wife makes a booty skirt and turnip. They bribed their fucking neighbour the marshall...

I wouldn't normally do this but i am going to the pasty witches with this come the full moon.

Let them fucking deal with it.
May all the champ's pastys be rendered Ginsters

And i may add..

What wohld it do for the public image of official motor sport karting.....if this little nugget leaked in to the press?

That 'champion'...i endured his stag do last summer...i shit you not...toward the end of the night a motor bike pulled up into the alley of the blue ball in st columb...sb probably knows the very pub...yon stag champ proceeded to drop his trousers and start fucking the exhaust....whilst it was still hot....fucked the arse off of a honda....

I think the back pages wojld light up and the official karting mouth pieces...whoever their ecclestone is....would be royally fucked over... The disgrace.

Best i don't tell the pasty witches about that one....though i'd bet his wife has already anyway

don't think I've ever been to St Columb, & I've certainly never seen anybody shagging an exhaust pipe!
Doesn't surprise me in Cornwall though!

Program on about the 'EDL Angels'.....
one thing is for sure.... there aint any angels amongst them....
one of them just said...'it's quite romantic going on an EDL demo.'


In fact, the whole program has been

It's like a glorious summer's day here. So much for March coming in like a lion & going out like a lamb.

Same here in the nation's "Athens of the North" Gilly
It was lovely yesterday as well.

Its lovely here in Cambridge too

What is it with sun and dust

Its beautiful here too but all its done is show me how filthy my house really is

Got some major spring cleaning to do around here.

And the sun has also been shining down on the Royal county of Berkshire.

Glad to hear that you guys in the sticks have had your share as well. Now back to your tilling and husbandry.

hugorune wrote:

*skips off to fullfill duties*

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

Milligan

2B and 4B pencils were one of my favourite things as a youngster and I never went anywhere without them.


In fact I'd still be very partial to them if I had need to use 'em...

psketti wrote: As a child.........i used to eat pencils....and life has sort of gone down hill ever since

Jiggly Bitz. wrote:

stella and crisps..thats lent fucked

Receiving personalised mail from my favourite Pizza shop isn't a good thing is it?

Probably not

What kind of personalized mail?

Personalised as in used my (nick)name, a drunk online order no doubt gave them that info