What have balls got to do with it? Needs must when the devil drives. Who the hell would choose to do that if there were other options?

Any way, I don't know whether it's the unshakable migraine, or just that you're irritating, but you're all getting on my pip!

Gilly wrote:
Ok, ovaries.

Gilly wrote:

Get better soon lass. xxx
We'll say no more about your planet-killing ways or your chronic bone-idleness.

I always shrugged getting a car despite constant badgering to sort it out until a few years ago when I needed one..... spent loads of money on it & loved it then the car died after a couple of years & I was gutted!
Not had another one since but I'd love one just can't afford it! One is supposedly materialising soon though but it's been that way for 2 or 3 months. It is actually cheaper in petrol than getting public transport now for a lot of journeys, but it's all the other things like insurance that make it a big stinger.

Good news!

Monday nights violent vomiting and the subsequent infrequent trots aren't a result of me catching the bug the little un had last week, it would appear I have a salmonella infection instead!

*Bleaches monitor and keyboard*

Get well soon skank.

Just as my new passport has arrived

oioioi wrote:
Get well soon

oioioi wrote:
Oh dear.... can be pretty nasty.
A mate of mine got it years ago from a dodgy sandwich from a well known bar in town. He was absolutely fucked... went grey, and lost a couple of stone in a week or so. He hadn't got any better after 2 weeks, so we took a pipe round for him. He had it after some persuasion, and no shit, he was better within a couple of hours.
Get well soon!

jhado wrote:
I know this really good souvlaki place, you actually lose weight after eating there!

Space Bandit wrote:

oioioi wrote:

I have been (fairly) reliably informed today that I will receive a PS4 on launch day, which will negate my need to impale any of my fellow human-beings on a metal pole.



I might do it anyway just for a laugh, but it won't be strictly necessary.

Hope you're feeling better Oi

2 boiled eggs and 2 pieces of toast last night and no visit to the bog in the early hours.

Having said that my guts are grumbling at me atm...and not in a 'feed me' way!

The boiled eggs.....yummy......will bung you up and the toast is a good bit of roughage....no wonder your tummy's confused and being 'verbal'!

Jane

I have passed solids!



It was an effort but if it means I can eat properly today I can drink improperly tonight

X2

have you ever tried pouring alcohol just straight up your ass?
i always heard stories of girls put vodka tampons in their hoo has or whatever.

batou wrote:
I've snorted Vodka and heard the rumours about how Siouxsie Sioux liked to take her coke.

Up the nose makes sense as it crosses more directly to the brain than if digested (like speed can be), not sure how that works up the arse though.

Tonights experiment?

And that's not me volunteering as I've only just regained anything resembling autonomy over my own arse.

Snorting is just nasty, in my opinion. It cannot be a very advisable process, given that I've never heard a doctor say: "snort your medicine, so it gets into your brain quicker."