psketti wrote:
I know...

Talk about teaching your grandma to suck eggs.

OMG!! My dad told me that's what they're like in Europe!!!

He also said they didn't shave.......at all, anywhere, and still still got nekkid in public.........during the day!!

And that they were fat because of an overly rich diet, and had saggy....erm....'body parts' not corrected by exercise and/or surgery!



They're still using Middle Ages brick ovens over there per many soldiers testament!

And the Russians are still on the ready to come over the borders!

And I think it's true 'cause this German lady once showed me a brochure of a spa, and all the people were nekkid and were both men and women.....in the same place at the same time!!!

Yes, it was that kind of party. And DO NOT EVEN try to convince me of Vitamin D in the winter time bullshit.

Oh, no one thinks anything of nude people in Germany.

Bullshit!!

Many have visited and enjoyed, many have been stayed away.



And don't get me started on R&R tales of Southern Italy; That's best left for the WWII's and Vietnam's to tell. Freaks.

Everything your dad told you is true, coco.

However, I would like to point out that the lady in the vid is Americano.

Just sayin...



Urination is an issue that effects us 'all', which is why I felt it important to post this awesomely insightlful informational vid in the first place.

All I can say is that us women are very creative creatures and they've missed out at least another 100 ways of creative covert pissing

Kumatora wrote:
OMFG Could you imagine a romantic night and that load of stuff falling out of your handbag?

o_rourke wrote:

irrepressible wrote:
Haha...it's either that or I'm just into the wrong kind of men (judging by this thread)

o_rourke wrote:
Haha If those contraptions fell out of my date's handbag, I'd probably find it endearing in a way Maybe I'm just weird like that though

irrepressible wrote:
haha....just make sure you check her age first. She might be out of the old folks home for the day. The incontinent pants might also be a clue

ha, this is nothing, pheony took a shit in the spanish dunes of the desert

Ab Origine wrote:
haha, when i read the thread title, before seeing any of it, i thougt my reply would be"is it wrong to be aroused by this"

i can vaguely remember some experimenting along these lines

Ab Origine wrote:
Connectivity holding out so far.

I've never been to visit your nation or any other, no offense, that's just what the men from WWII all the way to today have told me.

But then again, they were/are soldiers on R&R and suspect to the worst a port has to offer as any nation....



Yes, she's Americano, shame, shame. It's not law here to merely turn your back to public to relieve yourself - and she knows it.

It's the law in England that if a pregnant woman needs a pee and there's a nearby policeman, he has to give her his hat to pee in

(I think)

irrepressible wrote:
I've heard that one too, irrie!

Sometimes, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do! Many years ago we were driving around Salisbury Plain (where the army does its manoevures!), when I needed to spend a penny. It's a huge expanse of moorland without, ahem, any "facilities", so I hopped out of the car and found what I thought was a discreet corner - there seemed to be nobody about - when dozens of soldiers appeared from nowhere!

Another time, I needed to spend a penny out in the wilds somewhere, and got knocked over by a huge dog!

Mandy

Speaking of British law, did you know that if you get caught short while driving a vehicle, technically, you're not in breach of law as long as one of your hands is touching your vehicle while relieving yourself?

Of course, not sure if that stands if you're exposing you're wanger to a car-park full of people, but you know...

I'm not sure how accurate this is, but I heard it from someone who knows about these things. I'll have to try and find an accurate source to post.

You know peeps, this thread could easily diverge into a "post the most inappropriate place you have relieved yourself" thread.

Bonus points if its a number 2 and inappropriate.

Dont know how many hard drug users we have in the place, but after the things ive seen, if they are here im sure one of them would win the thread.

hadabusa wrote:
Oh my god .... I've only just seen this.

You are such a liar...'YOU' took a shit in the dunes.

You 'ANIMAL'

It gets a mention in this article of stupid British laws www.scotsman.com/news/politics/from-urin...l-offences-1-1245897 .

It's actually really hard to pee outdoors .......you usually end up peeing on some part of your clothes.

You men have it easy

pheony wrote: