psketti wrote:
This is biscuit sacrilege and I believe puts you in breach of the biscuit peace treaty!

The SZers are not signatories to that treaty Kaiser....
Keep this up and hostilities will no doubt ensue.

dubmeup wrote:


That threat is not called for dubmeup! It is not I (a Bourbon loyalist as you know) who threatens the peace enjoyed presently by all biscuit kind even unbaked youngsters!
The biscuit peace treaty is universal to all biscuit people and transcends the boundary's of forums, the default position is peace! And if there is anymore biscuit bashing that peace could well be shattered by a conflict that will make past biscuit wars seem like petty school yard squabbles! Imagine all those innocent unbaked biscuits that wont even get out of the oven in one piece!

I reach out to all biscuit lovers (oi not that kind of love as inter species biscuit love is not really on is it!) to come togethor and celebrate the plain with the chocolatey and the filled with the sugar coated! togethor we bake, divided we crumble!

Threat? Threat? No no. You are mistaken. There was no threat. It was merely an informed speculation
Twas yer good self that brought up "breach of treaty" was it not? Whilst I don't endorse the sket's comments about worth, I consider your implied threat to take it up with the UBT to be inflammatory and uncalled for. Has she taken any action against Bourbons or Custard Creams that could be considered hostile? No. Has she incited anyone to visit the biccie aisle with a hammer and smash the packs of dubious cream filled product? No. Are you some kind of Biscwit PC evangelist, seeking to limit the sket's right to free speech?

I'd just like to say that all these custard creams detractors would most probably be converts if they sampled Nigella's recipe for home made custard creams.

They're far superior to shop bought tat, and are basically to die for (though not as good as the pistachio & chocolate chip lump cookies recipe) and the proper custardy, lusciously creamy filling perfectly compliments the crisp, crunchy biscuit layers.

Only a tastebudless fool would turn their nose up at them, imo.

I withdraw the word threat and apologise to you dub, it was used hastely and whilst still in an emotional state after encountering this skets vile and obnoxious anti biscuit comment. However, whilst i would not wish to censor anybodys view surely the baked in right of every bourbon and erm hu hmmm, Custard cream is at risk with this kind of thinking.... Even thought it was aimed at another user it is still insulting to all true biscuit lovers, how can you claim to be a true biscuit lover, a signatury to the BPT a member of UBT and yet seem to accept this wild and dangerous ideology of this Sket creature?. If were not carefull we'll end up with biscuits losing all sense of identity, and we all know what slippery slope that one is... Biscuits cross dressing as cake? Not on my watch mate!

Kaiser wrote:

I think we have reached agreement that the common enemy is not the Bourbon, Garibaldi or Custard Cream (which I love, even if it's a Happy Shopper bargain pack), rather the insidious plague of the border flouting Jaffa Cake.








Kaiser, FTR, if you ever again state that I endorse the ideologies of the Sket, you and I will have a serious disagreement. It's the kind of slander that is guaranteed to make me and will only lead to

Exactly ^. They're neither one's arse nor one's elbow, yet try to impersonate everything!

Some things transend the classifications of cake or biscuit and define their own super cosmos which all the rest may drop their jaw in awe of.
Such is the Jaffa Cake.

dubmeup wrote: Your feeble resistance is futile.
All of your bisques are belong to the Mighty Jaffa.

Kaiser wrote:


I'll be coming back to this later... make no mistake

feather wrote:
This is a sad, sad day!

The Great & Mighty Feathery one, known across the forum for good sense, wise words, and logic to rival Spock, has finally proper gone and lost it!

Unless...

I'm prepared to believe you're just japing, Feather.

Hey, Kaiser - just a friendly tip.

*Whispers* It's safest not to tangle with some of the characters here. Naming no names though, you'll need to work it out for yourself. .

Gilly wrote:
That is illogical.

Gilly wrote:
Had to stop reading when I got to Nigella....sorry bout that...

diamondgeezer wrote:
Because you have an aversion to her which dampens your appetite, or because you were fantasizing about something other than biccies?

I am currently in love with plain old digestives again

jhado wrote:
Good innit

Now join me in my plight against these plain biscuit opposers as they must be crushed... pun of course intended